whala !事

就像鲸鱼这个名字一样疯狂!事looks and sounds, it seems pretty fitting for this cheap蓬迦南全包。真的没有什么词，也许除了一个像鲸鱼这样的虚构词!，来形容弥漫在这个地方的完全怪异的气氛。在我们访问期间，我们遇到了穿着泳裤的俄罗斯男人对酒店经理大喊干洗，成群结队的德国青少年去观光旅游，挥舞着自拍杆的英国女孩在泳池边拍照，还有粗体儿的美国人恶毒地推着前面的任何人，想要排在自助餐队的第一个。

除了有时狂野的客户，鲸鱼!事’s layout also gives it a disjointed feel. The property, which was probably once three separate hotels or apartment buildings, is connected by winding alleyways and strange hallways. The only benefit to this layout is that all three pool areas are completely separated, giving each a different vibe.

whala !该公司的大厅是一座靠近街道的茅草屋顶露天建筑。圆形的房间里铺着石头地板，深色的木质家具，白色的窗帘将内外分隔开来。墙壁被漆成托斯卡纳橙色色调，这为原本黑暗的空间带来了一点色彩。虽然该地区对游客来说很安全，但有一名保安24小时在大厅和前面的小停车场巡逻。

正如它奇怪的名字所暗示的，鲸鱼!事is located in downtown Bavaro, a lively section of蓬迦南酒店有很棒的酒吧和餐厅，大部分都在酒店步行即可到达的范围内。虽然它不是直接位于海滩上，鲸鱼!巴伐罗距离沙滩步行约两分钟。巴伐罗海滩并不是蓬塔卡纳最美的海滩——它狭窄、多风、被海藻破坏——但它以乐趣、派对氛围和风筝冲浪和水肺潜水等海滩活动而闻名。酒店距离蓬塔卡纳机场约25分钟车程。

鲸鱼酒店的房间!事are bare bones -- but what else can you expect from a hotel where the website lists a bathroom sink and a ceiling fan as in-room amenities? There are three room categories at whala!: Standard Rooms, Superior Rooms, and Suites. Standard and Superior Rooms are nearly identical, so the only upgrade worth paying for is the Suite. Standard and Superior rooms have one queen or two double beds, a small mirrored vanity with a mini-fridge, tiny flat-screen TVs, and in-room safes that look like they’ve been around since the Stone Age. Bathrooms are nicely tiled, and have shower stalls but no tubs. Hot water can sometimes be an iffy situation. Rooms have cheap tile floors, bland butter yellow walls, and light wood furniture. Though they’re not racking up style points, rooms are clean and well-kept.

套房配备了一个小客厅，一间卧室与一个特大号四柱床，和一个浴室与漩涡浴缸。它们比标准房和高级房要大，但装饰相同。所有类型的房间都有宽敞的阳台，大多数都有游泳池的景色。

房间位于三层楼的建筑中，没有电梯。行动不便的客人应要求住在地面层的房间。无论房间位于酒店的哪个位置，墙壁都薄如纸，并且受到来自泳池区域或邻近房间的持续噪音的影响。

whala !事isn’t exactly known for its incredible on-site amenities, but for the price, the hotel does have several nice features. There are three pools, literally named Pool 1, Pool 2, and Pool 3. Located between the lobby and the buffet restaurant, square-shaped Pool 1 is the property’s smallest, and is surrounded by a few umbrella-covered plastic cafe tables and some lounge chairs. Pool 2 is in the courtyard directly next to Pool 1. It’s larger in size and has its own hot tub, bar, covered lounge area, and an outdoor stage where the hotel hosts weekly performances. Shaped like a dumbbell, Pool 3 is the property’s largest and most secluded. Unlike the other two, Pool 3 is set back from the street, and has a quieter atmosphere.

虽然它不是直接在海滩上，鲸鱼!事has its own beach club that’s about a two-minute walk from the hotel. The beach club has tons of lounge chairs, a volleyball net, and a bar that serves snacks and drinks. There’s even a tiny public restroom reserved for guest use.

大多数包罗万象的餐厅都不以食物闻名，但鲸鱼!巴伐罗为糟糕的酒店餐饮树立了新标准。whala !有两间餐厅，一间自助餐厅和一间点菜餐厅。自助供应早餐，午餐和晚餐一周七天，但点菜餐厅只在选择晚餐的晚上开放。单点餐厅不包括在全包计划中，所以如果客人想要一个非自助餐厅的体验，他们最好冒险去附近的餐厅。在用餐前，看着客人在自助餐厅外排队是一件值得一看的事情。吃早饭的时候，我们看到一个男人挤过等候的客人，以便第一个排到煎蛋卷站。我们看到另一个人冲向自助餐桌，结果盘子里装满了成堆的洋葱和西红柿。也许他觉得生蔬菜是他唯一能吃的东西，因为那天早上自助餐的大部分看起来都很不开胃。另一个陷阱是机器生产的咖啡，以及总是成群结队的人排队买咖啡。 Dinner usually has a theme, like Mexican, Italian, or Dominican, and the restaurant is typically decorated accordingly.

酒店的现场迷你市场是一个方便的商店度假必需品，如零食，饮料，和纪念品。酒店的小停车场提供免费停车，但使用Wi-Fi需要额外付费。